Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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