So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
We got so high we made milksteak
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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