i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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