Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
porn star boner night. come get it.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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