tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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