I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i believe in u and ur pee
Randomize
