I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
