Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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