I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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