just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
Randomize
