I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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