YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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