your room smells of hookers.
And success
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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