if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Bring me that man meat
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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