rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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