But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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