At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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