The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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