See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Less talking, more tequila
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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