Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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