Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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