I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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