It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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