Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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