ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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