So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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