White coat. Heels.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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