problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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