if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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