Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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