these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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