Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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