I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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