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no. no its not
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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