How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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