even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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