He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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