May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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