4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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