It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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