Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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