i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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