ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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