oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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