where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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