I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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