scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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