The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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