nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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