well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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