Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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