My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
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I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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