i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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