she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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