at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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